Monthly Archives: May 2010

ON A LIGHTER NOTE Vol 6….How People smoosh in Trains and Buses

Molue in Lagos

It happened in an obscure enclave within a moving coach. The sotto voce conversation began with a simple hi-hi greeting exchange and a moment later a slight body touching and gentle bottom slapping followed. Then, a hot love making rendezvous became imminent between two strange sex thirsty passengers. By the time the love birds uncontrollably went deep into the main act, apparently unmindful of the people’s presence around them, Thomas a friend who was an eye witness, could hardly believe his eyes. “It was around 7 0’ clock in the evening and the cloud had gone dark” he began.

“I had boarded the train from Iddo to Sango because I did not have enough money on me to pay the road transport fare. I had always heard it from people that there are places in those trains where some passengers have turned into their private bedrooms where they carry out their sexual activities especially in the evening hours. Although it was not the first time I would travel by rail within Lagos, what I saw that day was a very strange experience to me. I had always boarded trains with seats inside them. But later learnt that there are other places within the train that can stay without paying. So, I found my way into this small enclave only to meet a shocker. It happened exactly the way I was told”

Kajola’s experience is just one out of many instances of sexual orgies perpetrated by passengers of various transportation systems, ranging from molue, buses, BRT, train, lorries and even motorcycles within Lagos and often times beyond. But out of all, investigations have revealed that such an immoral act has become most frequent and outrageous in the train, the rail transport system for instance, a source close to the railway station at Ikeja hinted that passengers who have amorous feelings often sit on coaches that have seats on the train that ply Sango – Iddo route. Continue reading

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BABES WHO CAN’T SAY NO

This is a very hot topic and I wonder why I am even getting into it, well this has nothing to do with a personal experience, there are some chic’s who would not sure say NO, no matter what the circumstance, it is believed that whenever some is madly in love he/she could do anything or rather go to any length to make his/her spouse happy.

I agree but only to an extent. It’s unimaginable for a babe who claims that she is deeply in love with a guy to open her legs wide and allow him plunge inside her anywhere, and at anytime. In an office toilet, fast food toilet, behind a car parked at the road side at night, under the staircase, in an uncompleted building, the list is endless for this obscure lovemaking. I would simply call that foolishness. What kind of sexual urge or passion would make a girl stoop so low as to have sex in the toilet of an eatery? For crying out loud, these are public places. Sex is a sacred act (for the married) that should be enjoyed in the confines of your bedroom, or in a cool cozy and private place.

I remember then in school, I would stroll home back from the library after reading and would see all sorts on the school field, hear a lot as I walk through and I wonder what on earth they are up to, I also remember a chic who the school called Givenchy….you know a giver…lol J she was on the list of every guy in the school, she was well endured with all…you know what I mean, she is found at odd places at odd times. But fun ran outta her one day when she went to visit a guy and they got their groove on, the friends knowing the act that was going down, had a pen hole where they would feed their eyes, but on this day they felt it would be good if they have their share of the cake, after she finished with the boyfriend, the other guys took turns to feast on the cake, funny the boyfriend was squatting with another friend so at the end of the day she gained fame as the General Overseer. She was so vulnerable to sex that guys saw her as tool for fun and took advantage of her, anytime the boyfriend is horny; he calls her up, and guess what she is there instantly. This was the deal until she caught HIV and died.

I would also tell you story I read in a magazine, some friends went out to a fast food joint to relax, they had barely spent 30 minutes in the joint when people started complaining that the ladies room was locked and has been like this for long,  everyone in the fast food was anxious to know who was inside that locked the door for so long, they feared that someone might have slumped inside so the management decided to use the spare key to unlock the door, alas when it was finally opened, lo and behold, two crazy lovers were found inside the toilet, shamelessly sweating it out, they were dragged out of the toilet in the full glare of the crowd, with everyone heaping all kinds of condemnable words on them. Why a fast food toilet of all places? was the question people asked but no one could reply. Some people love to do crazy adventurous things and I know some people reading this blog now would have done this or is thinking of doing something crazy, please spare yourselves the embarrassment. AIDS is real, Ladies trust me you can say NO, it won’t kill you.

This is call to decency, and it applies to both sexes, know that what you do today would directly reflect in your future, so count your steps carefully.

Thanks for reading.

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CHELSEA WINS PREMIER LEAGUE TITLE

Celebration underway

Hmmmm, where do I start now, finally Chelsea won the premier league after 4 year wait, I woke up today thinking how the game
would end, I was wondering, I went to church and had the game on my mind, my friend an Arsenal fan even when they don’t like Chelsea wished me luck and said he votes for Chelsea, that was when i knew the best is coming cos most rival teams would only wish us bad, well this is a good one, I am so happy, the game not only ended well, but gave me so much happiness as Chelsea won a whole lot, Chelsea won highest goal scorer, Drogba, Safest hand, Chec and finally the league, after a long wait I am now so happy that my team did so well.

The team demolished Wigan with a record breaking score line to seal the title race far beyond the reach of rival team Mancester unied, well guys come back next season. for Coach Ancelotti, it was a big win since this is his first season in the BBridge, it goes a long way to show what his team is made of, Drogba celebrates his hat trick as he totally destroyes the wigan defence, banbozing them with his perfect touch and stunning moves, brillant leg work,….even when some where not on point…well I give it to him …

This has proven the anti Terry fans wrong, even in the heat of all the scandal he led his team to the league title and so many accolades to go, and this is so cool, I am happy for him, well if you would judge by this then Ferdinand does not deserve the captainship…….oooppssss just thinking out loud.

More Celebration

I am also looking out for the FA cup title next weekend to see the outcome, for the past 5 matches, Chelsea has been nailing the opponents above 2 goals, well today was the land mark, 8 goals to nil, this is the biggest this season for Chelsea, and also Drogbas first hat trick this season, also Chelsea scored 2 spectacular goals from Anelka and Ashley Cole, I am totally grateful to these players for making my day, I sit down and thought how the day would have gone if Chelsea lost…l give it up to the team and the management staff…Congrats mates….Enjoy

Wigan defender sees Red

 

Drogba gets a Hat trick

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