Monthly Archives: August 2010

OWN A NOKIA C3……..Question 2

Woah,…woah…my phone has not stopped ringing since I posted the first question, funny how many fans Nokia has, this goes a long way to show you how well the phone would do in the market, well I’m hoping so..

To continue in the quiz mood I’d like to drop the next question


Where is NOKIA’S global Head office based?

(a) Norway

(b) Finland

(c) Denmark

I’m guessing this one would be a little difficult, do I see you scratching your head, or rushing to google already…..

See your response on the last day..

Josephekwu signs out………


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OWN A NOKIA C3……..Question 1

Hey guys, it begins here first, the chance to win the New Nokia C3 is here for you, all you need do is answer the series of questions and post your answer on the last day after the competition ends, remember that only one winner would be selected and the name would be published here on the 6th of September 2010. its so easy all you need do is know it 🙂


Which of the following is NOKIA known for?

(a) Finding People

(b) Identifying People

(c) Connecting People

For those who know the answer please wait till the last day then you can post your answers.

I feel some people smiling already and itching to post….hold it….file…….don’t touch it…..

Josephekwu signs out


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OWN A NOKIA C3 here…


Hello Guys, it’s so good to sigh after a busy schedule, my desk has been full and then I my friend Ore has called several times, well I understand Ore, and I am delighted to inform you that the much anticipated is here…

You can be among the lucky winners who would own a brand new Nokia C3, the revolutionary social networking and instant messaging tool coming to Nigeria soon.

The competition opens next week and all you need to do is visit this site everyday next week and stand a chance of owning one of the best gadgets ever. From Monday August 30th through Thursday September 2nd 2010, this site would host questions where you are required to answer the questions and you win….so simple.

The first person to send in the correct answers to ALL questions wins the phone and a ticket to the major launch of the phone in Lagos. Please note that only answers sent AFTER ALL the questions have been posted will be valid, so you might want to pen down your answers and visit this site everyday till the last day.

The event promises to be a memorable one as stakeholders from different industries would be in attendance.

I hope to see you win, so stay tuned, stay hook, keep clicking on Josephekwu’s weblog and you might just be the lucky one. See you at the event.

Below is the schedule for how the event would unfold, so now you know when to view this blog, 

Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday
12:00 noon 12:00 noon 12:00 noon 12:00 noon 12:00 noon
Question 1 to be posted Question 2 to be posted Question 3 to be posted Question 4 & 5 to be posted Background Check & Notification of winners
30th August 31st August 1st September 2nd September 3rd September

Josephekwu signing out…….


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Please don’t laugh!!!

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he
do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl

GIRL: ……Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he put his hand in my top.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl’s top


PSYCHIATRIST:Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist took off the girl’s clothes


PSYCHIATRIST:Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he had sex with me!

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist had sex with the girl


PSYCHIATRIST:Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, then he told me he has



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Hey guys, I’m still loving the Nokia C3, and wanting everyone to grab one, I would like to share a piece from my colleague Yvonne with you all, it’s a discussion with her inner self, and I feel it’s worth sharing, we most times forget to learn that the inner man in us needs the attention we give out and I read this piece and feel we should all somehow create your own road to spirituality.


 “It’s quite amazing that when I look back at the four years I spent in university I begin to wonder what exactly I was thinking and would I have done a few things differently. Being in university it was very difficult to mix spirituality and a social life without getting everything wrong. It is hard to do anything concerning spirituality but when you are driven and determined you would accomplish it. Growing up I always thought it was okay to make as many mistakes as I wanted because God is a merciful and forgiving God and he will understand, it took me time to know that some mistakes can be avoided. As I was in university, I was having a major struggle with the ways of the world and that of God. But when I will remember I will go back and pray hard and beg for forgiveness, I believe I had the wrong and right set of friends because the right ones always brought me back but the wrong ones had a way of making me see that it’s right to do to do the wrong things.

  I am a socialite I like to have a good time and have drinks and chill with friends but you see the problem is that what fail to know is that anything done in excess is the beginning of your problems and  the  build gap between u and God. There is nothing wrong in having a good time and chilling with your friends it is what you do there that is the problem. I have had people at intervals talk to me about how to live my life and what to do. But the truth is that till you experience some certain things and learn how to decipher wrong from right you can never see the right in what people are saying. I love fashion I love looking good but above all I love God. Continue reading


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NOKIA C3, Social media is born

Guys, looking at the above pictures you would no doubt admire the luxury that is about to hit the market, the NOKIA C3 is a must have, not only because it is from a trusted brand but because the target market which is you and I would want an active social media/messaging life, I sit down to work and my colleague Yvonne pings by the second and as vibrant socialist who seriously wants to be in constant connect with friends far and wide, this has become an epidemic and the rate service operators charge is gradually tearing holes into her pocket, well it would be good to know that the NOKIA C3 has all the functions and even more at a much cheaper cost and subscription, I wonder what would happen to the majority of those waiting and saving to own a BB, the time is now, brace up cos its only getting better.

Also the news has been around the BB and countries are soon gonna clamp down on the device. When she saw the phone with me, she actually is planning to drop hers and buy the new NOKIA C3. The price is a factor and the services awesome, chatting from the homepage without necessarily going through all the process, helps a lot for those who value fun and wants so much. Instant messaging at its best, getting so much for so less, and getting value for it,

Our messaging device range is very successful Nokia’s Head of Markets speaks “Services that provide easy access to the world’s consumer and corporate email and instant messaging are really popular on our QWERTY smart phones such as the Nokia E71 and Nokia E63. People want the best messaging and social networking experience on an affordable device, whether it’s sending a simple text or instant message, an email, or a direct message from their Twitter account. The Nokia C3, is made for just that.” 

The Nokia C3 is the first device to bring a full QWERTY keyboard to the world’s most popular mobile phone platform – Series 40 – and is the first in the range to enable access to social networks directly on the homescreen. People can view, comment, update their status and share pictures to their favorite social networks such as Facebook and Twitter.

At an estimated price of about N20,000, the Nokia C3 also comes with Ovi Mail and Ovi Chat, meaning first time users can set up email and chat accounts straight from the device, without the need for a PC. Other notable features are the Wi-Fi connectivity, a two megapixel camera, rich color 2.4 inch screen and support for up to an 8GB memory card. The Nokia C3 is expected to be available soon in shops near you in a variety of appealing colors, including golden white, slate grey and hot pink.


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