ON A LIGHTER NOTE …Vol 10

CELL PHONE CHICKS 

Well I guess this is the cell phone generation….and it’s here to stay! When you go on a date with a cell phone chick you can kiss your undivided attention goodbye! This is the type of girl who considers all her cell phone calls first priority and you a definite second. It appears that so many chicks can’t go one minute without talking to someone on the cell. Is this just me or does anyone else get annoyed by this?
I think it’s very rude to keep your cell phone on while on a date or with anyone you want to have quality time with. It’s very common these days to be on a date that is interrupted by a cell phone call right in the middle of dinner, movie, a special occasion or even sex! I’ve also observed many couples who are eating dinner at a nice restaurant and they were both on cell phones at the same time!
Many people don’t seem to have any respect or courtesy for each other these days. So when you’re on a date or intimate engagement, give your date the  undivided attention they deserve and turn that damn thing off!

  HIGH MAINTENANCE WOMEN 

I could write an entire book on these types of chicks. High maintenance women can be spotted in every corner of the world from ghetto to royalty. High maintenance is a state of mind and attitude. So she may not have financial wealth, she just has to have the best she can get as often as she can get it and in any way she can obtain it. Remember, there are different types of high maintenance women.

Here are three examples of the most common types of h-m-w, (book explains examples):
Type-A: Self-made / high maintenance women
Type-B: User / high maintenance women
Type-C: Daddy’s girl / high maintenance women

Now that I’ve given you some examples of what to look for and you think you’ve spotted a h-m-w. The next step is to figure out which type she is and how to handle her. Here’s my advice; if she’s a “very rare” loving, caring, giving, self made high maintenance woman, then you’ve hit the jackpot! Shes a keeper! If she’s a controlling, gold digging, hair flipping, mirror looking, compulsive spending, shop-a-holic, user, high maintenance chick… then may I advise you to get the hell away from her as fast as you can!

 PET OWNER OBSESSORS  

These are the type of girls who are obsessed with their pets, almost as if they were her children. Her whole life revolves around her cats, dogs, birds, goldfish or whatever. She might mention “my pet knows me best”, or “no one understands me like fufu.”

I think it’s because she doesn’t understand herself and she feels her pet does, and consoling with her pet calms her nerves and often fills a relationship void. Obsessive pet owners are strange and difficult to have a relationship with!

If you date a pet owner obsessor you will become second to her pet, unless you too are an obsessive pet owner…. then may I suggest you both hook up and start a breeding farm!!

SLUTTY CHICK (aka) SLUT

A slutty chick is stereotypically the type of chick who enjoys sex frequently and with many partners. She commonly smokes, drinks alcohol excessively, curses and dresses distastefully. Although there are many different types of sluts, I think most guys should experience and date a slutty chick at least once in their life.

Slutty chicks can be so much fun – for a short while that is. You can experience life on the wild and crazy side, and get it out of your system and say you did it (or her) if you want.

Slutty chicks exist in all ages and cultures but the good ole USA has the cream of the crop! So if a slutty chick is what you’re dreaming of then head to your local topless bar, bring a bunch of dollar bills and you’ll have a wide variety to choose from!

A BITTER WOMANS GUIDE TO DATING

MOMMA S BOYS

These are the types of guys that can¹t do anything for themselves, so they ask their Mommy to do it for them. Similar to a 2 year old they can barely change their own diapers…I mean underwear. Momma¹s Boys are a definite turn off for most women.

LET ME GIVE YOU A FEW CLUES TO SPOT WHEN DATING A MOMMAS BOY

* His Mommy does his laundry for him
* He often goes to his Mommy¹s house for lunch or dinner
* His Mommy comes over to help him clean up his apartment
* His Mommy helps him with his chores
* His Mommy goes food shopping for him
* His Mommy buys his clothes

Momma¹s Boys are very immature, not independent and rely on their Mother and sometimes Father for help in many instances. So if you go on a date with a Momma¹s Boy don¹t forget 3 things: His Bottle, Rubber Ducky and don¹t forget to read him a bedtime story.

GENTLEMANHere¹s a man that¹s definitely on the endangered species list. Gentleman are the types of men that will treat you with respect, courtesy and will be sensitive to your needs. This type of guy is very rare these days especially in the younger age ranges. Usually Gentlemen are from the old school… you know, like the guys your Mom talked about. But once in a while you¹ll see a younger generation Gentleman and he will stand out in a social situation.

LET ME GIVE YOU A FEW EXAMPLES OF HIS GENTLEMANLY ACTIONS:

* He will take care of you
* He will always open all doors for you
* He often brings you flowers
* He always pays for everything on your dates
* He will hold the umbrella while walking with you
* He holds your hand or waist while crossing the street
* He can be very romantic
* He¹s a good listener

Gentleman are one of the best guys to be on a date with and they have serious potential to be a marriage partner. You can¹t go wrong with him. So if you¹re looking and ready for a good man and a respectful relationship… it doesn¹t get any better than a Gentle-Man.

 MUSCLE MANOk girls if you want to meet a Muscle Man then I¹m pretty sure the gym is a good place to start! But hold on… Before you head over to the sweaty weight lifting room, let me ask you a few questions. Is this really the man you want?

First of all: I think you should be in pretty good shape or at least enjoy working out a few times a week, because he¹s usually attracted to physically fit women. Second of all: Muscle Men are often so into themselves and their body and they spend countless hours in the gym. You could very well be in second place to his workout. Third of all: Are you prepared for all the girls checking him out? Can you deal with these issues?
FILL IN THE BLANK ______________

NOW THAT WE HAVE THAT CLEARED UP, LET¹S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF THE ADVANTAGES OF DATING A ³MUSCLE MAN²

* You can always get in for free
               at the bar he bounces at
* He¹ll always protect you and kick your stalkers ass
* You can both work out together
* You can hang out with all the
               famous people he¹s the body guard for
* You can enjoy looking at him naked
(even though his______ may not be quite as large as you thought it would be)
Don¹t worry size doesn¹t matter (so they say)

So if a Muscle Man is who you desire, I¹m sure there are plenty of WWF events or weight lifting competitions you could attend. Who knows… you might be in luck and get to oil up your Muscle Man!

GEEKS ­ aka – NERDS/ DORKS I¹m sure most of you have known a geek at one time or another. These types of guys can vary in age, character and style but they all have one thing in common. They have weird, awkward and quirky personalities! Most often they are very intelligent but they don¹t have a clue when it comes to common sense. So he may not be able to change your flat tire, but he can certainly fix your computer! But never the less some women find Geeks very sexy!

LET¹S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF THE ACTIVITIES YOU AND YOUR GEEK DATE CAN ENJOY TOGETHER –

* Both of you can enjoy going to the Computer store
* Attend a science fair together
* Working on his stamp or bug collection
           can be very romantic
* Playing a game of chess (a big turn on for a Geek)
* Working on mathematical equations together
* Building a computer together
* Watching science fiction movies
* Hanging out in the sci fi comic book section

So if you¹re a Geekette and it¹s a Geek that makes you hot… I suggest you sign up for a Genetics lab at your nearest University. Who knows, maybe you¹ll get lucky and hook up with a Geek that will enjoy discovering your anatomy.

thebitterman.us

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