MUM FINED FOR LONG GOODBYE TO DEAD BABY
A grieving mother has been fined $120 by crematorium officials after she spent too long saying goodbye to her five week old child. The lady names withheld was ordered to pay the penalty after she sat by her son’s casket for an extra 10 minutes before watching it disappear through the cremation. But she left shocked when officials at the crematorium in Crown hill, told her that she would have to pay the extra time at the rate of $12 a minute. The dead Childs father was cradling the little boy when he died at their home in Great Loniford, condemned the penalty as “sick and disgusting”. He told reporters that the mother was weeping hysterically. She just wanted a few extra minutes to say goodbye to our much loved little boy. How could anyone be so cruel?
MAN HAD BOSS KILLED TO SAVE JOB.
Police in Spain has arrested a man whom they suspect hired a contract killer to murder his boss in a desperate bid to avoid being laid off, newspaper reports. The head of audiovisual services at the Barcelona international convention centre contracted a Columbian man who shot and killed the director of the convention centre, according to Police the director had planned to lay off the man as part of the restructuring project. In fear of losing his job, the head of services, through his sister, contracted a team of six Colombians who planned and carried out the killing. The sister and the gang has since been detained.
SON TRIES TO SELL SEXY PHOTO OF MUM ON INTERNET.
A New Zealand teenager tried to sell some sexy pictures of his mother on an internet auction site after the pair had an argument. The 18 year old student opened an auction for five naked pictures of my mum on the trade me site, after being told to clear the family garage and sell any unwanted item on the site. The site pulled the trade the next day but the boy called in to add more with some revealing the mum in panties. Later the pictures were withdrawn because the photos were inappropriate. We don’t really want to be the place where people list photos of their mums in their underwear.
THE GRATITUDE EFFECT
To realize the value of one year– ask a student who has failed a final exam
To realize the value of 9 months– ask a mother gave birth to a still baby
To realize the value of one month– ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.
To realize the value of one week- ask the editor of a weekly newspaper
To realize the value of one hour– ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
To realize the value of one minute– ask the person who has missed the train, bus or aeroplane.
To realize the value of one second– ask the person who survived an injury.
To realize the value of one millisecond– ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics