ON A LIGHTER NOTE….. Vol 8

HOW FUNNY

Just for laughter!

A little boy asks his Dad “what is between mom’s legs”?

The father answers “Paradise”.

The kid asks again “what is between your legs dad”?

The father replies “the key to the paradise.

The son says “piece of advice dad, change the lock, because the neighbor has a copy!

Have a rewarding day.

CLOWN

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $7.50

“Well,” the beggar thinks, “it’s still better than nothing.”

A year passes in this way until the man’s daily donation suddenly becomes $5.

“What’s going on now?” the beggar asks his donor.

“First you give me $10 every day, then $7,50 and now only $5. What’s the problem?”

“Well,” the man says, “last year my eldest son went to university. It’s very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further.”

“And how many children do you have?” the beggar asks.

“Four,” the man replies.

“Well,” says the beggar, “I hope you don’t plan to educate them all at my expense.”

Thank You

A Really Ugly Woman

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks, “Are they twins”?

The woman says, “No, he’s 9 and she’s 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?”

“No”, he replies, “I just can’t believe you got laid twice”!

NOKIA C3 NOW IN NIGERIA

It was drums, dance and brand experience today at Silverbird Galleria, NOKIA C3 officially hits the market as media cameras, bloggers and fans of Nokia hit the seats of the most visited hangout spot in Lagos.

The traffic on the third mainland was so much very usual for a rainy Lagos day, but this did not deter me from attending the most publicized event. I even got hit by a Danfo bus on my way there, I really got mad and this even made me want to attend the event more, I got there behind schedule thanks to Lagos traffic, but as soon as I stepped in I met with pressmen and fans who craved to see the new phone.

Nokia has partnered with MTN one of the biggest Telecommunications company in Nigeria to see the phone get into the hands of almost every Nigeria. The phone would sell for as low as N25, 000 and with a monthly subscription of N1, 000 giving even the poor and broke access to IM, and social networking regularly.  A complete package.

The Head of communication West Africa, gave a full info on the phone to those present and also fans were given the opportunity to experience the brand as they got access to the phone, a dance group entertained the audience, the winners of the Nokia competition were presented their gifts and then Bloggers were recognized, Joseph Ekwu Osodi and Deolu Akinyemi were on ground as we help in the success of the campaign. The MC Bash made the place lively and guests got laughing.

The phone is a must have and I am already clicking away on my new phone, what are you waiting for? Hurry to your nearest friendship center and grab one, I got mine already.

Joseph Ekwu Osodi signing out………………..

DO MEN CHEAT MORE THAN WOMEN?

Hello guys, I am sitting with a group of friends chatting and catching up on old time and this topic pops up, well you know how controversial this topic is and how much dust it raises, Women never want to loose and so do guys, so I had to share this article from a friend with you all, and I hope you tell me who you think cheats most, Guys or Ladies..

So who cheats more, men or women? This is a popular and controversial question. There aren’t any exact statistics available on this, and the numbers would surely be inaccurate, anyway. This is because when it comes to people admitting their cheating in polls and surveys, men tend to inflate their number of affairs and sexual partners, while women tend to hide or downplay the extent of their extramarital affairs.

According to a poll conducted  over 62% of women think that men cheat more than women. This isn’t surprising — because most of the voters were men!

Naturally, women believe that men do most of the cheating, while men will argue at women cheat “just as much as they do.”

Is this really true? Some experts say that these days, women and men do cheat in equal numbers. The difference is that men who cheat tend to be more “serial” about it — they cheat with a variety of sexual partners. Women, on the other hand, are more likely to get into a longer-term extramarital relationship.

Decades ago, men surely did most of the cheating because they had far more opportunities to do so. It is true that most affairs begin in the workplace, and back then, men were the only ones that HAD a workplace to go to. Women stayed at home and took care of the kids and the household.

Today, of course, men and women are both in the workplace and interacting with members of the opposite sex. Women are spending more time at work with their male colleagues than at home with their husbands. The workplace is also fertile ground for cheating because people tend to leave their grumpy feelings behind when they go to work. At home, people are stressed out over bills, taking care of the kids and problems with their spouse; when they go to work, they can leave all of that behind.

….AND THE WINNER IS…..Chukwudi Ejezie

Hey guys, I know a lot of people would be waiting for this post, after over 3 weeks of hype and suspense on the NOKIA C3, the winner finally emerges, I got a lot of entries sent t o my e-mail, and even when I asked for the answers to be sent on the last day, people still sent in their answers at intervals, well as the Admin I had the privileged to delete them, a total of 57 answers were received and over 29 correct answers came in, I was stuck on who to pick as the winner, but Finally I resolved to select the first correct entry I got on the last day.

 Chukwudi Ejezie, from Ikeja Lagos won the New NOKIA C3, he sent the answer 3 minutes after I posted the last question, this goes to show dedication, after the selection, I called him to inform him of his prize and he screamed for the better part of the call, well it’s ok cos owning this phone has been his desire. I inquired a little about him, only to find out that he has been a steady follower of my blog, he actually stumbled on it last year, and since then he has been in touch with the pages of my blog, this is so interesting and I feel honoured that someone follows my judiciously. Also he is a “DIE HARD” NOKIA fan, he has used 4 NOKIA phones and refused to buy a BB because he was so sure NOKIA would respond soon, well Finally they did and he was lucky to be the lucky winner.

 Chukwudi Ejezie is in the marketing communication business and has years of experience spanning from Advertising, Experiential marketing, Media, Outdoor adverting and Public relations, a trained computer scientist who swerved into integrated marketing communication has clinched our Brand New NOKIA C3, I am honoured to present the first winner of the competition to you.

The official unveil ceremony would hold on the 7th of September 2010 at the Silverbird Galleria, Ahmadu Bello Way, Victoria Island, Lagos, the event would an exhibition of the beauty of the NOKIA C3, so guys watch for the phone in your neighbourhood NOKIA shop, for the phone

MOTORCYCLES (OKADA) BANNED ON LAGOS HIGHWAYS

It was a harvest of seizure of motorcycles yesterday in Lagos state, as the Lagos state government began implementing new regulations on the operations of commercial motorcycles aka Okada. The Lagos state government’s regulation which took effect yesterday had barred Okada riders from the entire Lagos CBD area on Lagos Island, Ozumba Mbadiwe on Victoria Island, Awolowo Way, Gerrard Road, Alexander Road, Alfred Rewane Road, CMS, they are also forbidden from plying the entire stretch of Funsho Williams Avenue, Eko Bridge, Yaba, Third mainland bridge, Apapa-Oshodi Expressway, Mobolaji Bank Anthony. I could go on and on but the list does not end, this is a clear sign that the end is here for Okada riders here in Lagos, the end to their menace, their mischief and the hurt they have caused to many people finally comes to an end.

This is Lagos and even when the development had been on news, State Government has been warning them to stay off the road many defaulters where caught on the road,, and the law enforcement agents were on hand to deal with those who broke the law, many bikes were seized yesterday , some escaped the long hand of the law and left their homes as early as 6am to the Third mainland so as they would not be caught, a mild drama occurred at Ogolonto junction of Ikorodu Road, when over 10 Okada riders dared the enforcement team of LASTMA and Police stationed there, they were chanting Arrest us if you can in Yoruba, as they displayed their stupidity in the area.

Even though this is has been welcome by Lagosians, it has brought sadness and pain to many, a large number of people depend on Okada to get to work everyday, and even senior executives use Okadas as the fastest means to get any meeting considering the traffic in Lagos, there is no way you can beat the traffic if you have an emergency

OWN A NOKIA C3…..Question 5

Finally those itching fingers can now drop all the lines, all the answers and every comment you need to drop as regards the competition, behold the final question that gives you room to answer all the questions.

QUESTION 5

Everything you need for your NOKIA is right here except?

(a) Ovi Store

(b) Ovi Chat

(c) Ovi Street

Now you can drop al those lines and submit your answers to ekwu_2000@yahoo.com, this would collated and reviewed, the winner would be contacted on the 6th of September and then an invite would be sent.

The Nokia C3 is here to stay, it is the solution for instant messaging and social networking, where you can access eveything right from the home page, it is more fun and all the wonderful services would be given at a very low charge cheaper than what you can imagine, the phone itself is very cheap, durable and cute, including extremely functional.

I expect you all the pick a copy from your reliable shop as soon as the phones hit the stand, I would be available to ping with everyone of you, to discuss all about the new Phone, so hurry, you can reach me on my active lines stated in my widgets.

NOKIA C3

The Friendly NOKIA C3,… Enjoy

Josephekwu signs out…………….

OWN A NOKIA C3….Question 4

It continues with the Question 4

QUESTION 4

Which of these can you get on the NOKIA C3?

(a) Instant Coffee

(b) Instant Noodles

(c) Instant Messaging

Im hoping this would be easy for everyone, so lets get our pens writing and wait till latertoday after the last question to send your answers to me, remember you need to put your Name, phone number and email address.

Waiting for the last Question to drop before you hit me………..

OWN A NOKIA C3…..Question 3

The heat is on and the calls keeps coming in, as the admin of this site, I have the priviledge of deleting some early comments, so I have done that to a few impatient fans, well I forgive you for doing this, its difficult to hold on when a phone like the NOKIA C3 is up for grabs, hold on to the answers and I’d hear from you soon.

QUESTION 3

Which of these can you get for FREE on your Ovi Store?

(a) Games

(b) Sweet and sour cream

(c) Umbrella

Well i’d like to get a sweet and sour cream in the Ovi store only if I know where the store is…….

Guess what would you get there pls…..keep your answers till the last day

Josephekwu signs out…………